Remember those funny MAD LIBS you did as a kid. Well, today I’m featuring a funny MAD LIBS with a girlfriend theme. I picked the following ‘paper crafting’ words without looking at the story:
Part of the Body=brain
Article of Clothing=apron
Now here is the story with the words inserted:
A GIRL AND HER GIRLFRIENDS
Every girl needs a few PAPERLICIOUS girlfriends to hit the town with. Friends who will stick by your side through thick or BLINGED. Friends who will CREATIVELY share the check and not quibble over whose turn it is to EMBELLISH the next round. STAMPERS you can call at the very last minute and be ready when you roll up in your convertible SCRAPBOOK with a SCALLOPED invitation to a DISTRESSED party. Friends you’ve known for many TECHNIQUES, who have nursed you through a broken BRAIN, cheered you when you got that well deserved DIE-CUT, and agreed that your designer APRON was a STAMPENDOUS steal. Most importantly, these friends know that type of guy you go RIIIIIIIIIP over and won’t think twice about approaching someone who fits the description of your dream STRAIGHT-CUTTER and asking, “What do you think of my CHIPBOARD over there?”
Okay, that was kinda corny. . .but it was challenging coming up with words that were related to paper crafting terms!